• lad
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    6 months ago

    Well, that’ll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we’re accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards

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      4 months ago

      another $89

      stabs the delivery driver

      “Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You’re too kind!”

      he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services