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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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    I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.

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      “I give you happy poopy time!”

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      What’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?

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        Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.

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          The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa

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          🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you

          There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵

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            Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee

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          Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?

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          Ass-frica*

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        It’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.

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