• Shareni
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    10 months ago

    The shithead neighbours in my village installed some giant flood lights on top of poles. Every night I spend there, I fantasize about tearing them down. I get Melkor.

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      10 months ago

      See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest

      And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.