oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 9 months ago
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The all-day event featured teams competing in multiple varied events, which also included a pork butt eating contest, a “Florida Ma’am” beauty contest and an “evading arrest obstacle course” that featured competitors being pursued by actual police officers.
This is weird news, not because Florida is weird, like the dude says at the end of the article, because Florida isn’t weird at all. It’s because Florida is full of meth heads and this is just capitalism taking advantage of that fact.