Delete this immediately. You have not seen anything, it’s for your own safety.
The council is busy, please do not disturb them. They have important business to attend to.
Spin them
This device looks like it was made to hurt children
Concussionator 5000
You’ve never used one of these at the playground as a kid? It’s just a variation of these but with a handle to power it instead of feet.
They look a bit safer design where I’m from, even these older designs
Seems perfectly safe to me, centrifugal forces are going to keep you in your seat unless you deliberately push yourself out at which case it’s just as dangerous as running under a seesaw or into a swing.
I’m a little bit of a hacker myself, and could see 10yo myself trying to jump off it and getting hit lmao
Eh, bit of risk is essential for development.
puts hair on your chest
They’re awesome! You can easily get them so fast that the centrifugal force pressing you towards the poles in your back starts to hurt your flesh, and you wish you were alone on it so you could stop this madness. huuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Their cloning experiment is a success!
You were interrupting their secret society monthly meeting, that’s why they are looking at you angrily.
I like cats
Clowderbout.
