• Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I mean, social security will help you get enough medicine as long as only take 1/4 of the prescribed amount and there’s lots of fancy cat food out there…you can eat like a rich person’s pet for only $2-$3 a can!

    On the bright side, between the too-poor-to-retire elderly and kids, we think we can fill all the open jobs created by covid deaths without having to let any immigrants in.

    On an unrelated note, we’re on track to invent the “trillionaire” within the next decade. If that’s not innovation, I don’t know what is.