Sea turtles can live for years
This seems like a weird thing to point out, since most living things on Earth do.
Sea Turtle lives sure do last an amount of time.
The mom nopes out as soon as she’s done shlooping out eggs so it’s even better
As father of a toddler: there are those moments where this comic strikes a nerve.
As a father of a toddler as well:
This is where I realized my parents really didn’t give a damn. How do you do what they did?
I just want to be her Superman all day, and it’s clear my parents never felt that way about anyone.
:( poor turtle orphling. I don’t agree that the secret to a long life is a burden free life, but that the secret to a long life is strength that comes from meeting and resolving the challenges that get thrown at you. It’s not the easy things but the hard things that give you scars that make you stronger.
someone needs to teach these kids.
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Moderated by:
- @fkn (groomer) 🤡
- @jordanlund: You have nothing to contribute. Do better.
beep, boop I am a human.
… what’s up with that last bit?
Experimenting with a signature containing some quotes from moderators I have received. See my profile background for the groomer bit. It’s either true or it’s something that they shouldn’t be making light of by pretending to be one. Not sure how else to raise these issues.
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Or just don’t cut your hair if you can’t take care of it.
