robocall@lemmy.world to MEOW_IRL@sopuli.xyz · 8 months agomeow_irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1452arrow-down16
arrow-up1446arrow-down1imagemeow_irllemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to MEOW_IRL@sopuli.xyz · 8 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 months agoA mid sized mountain lion would satisfy those requirements. Just saying…
minus-squaretaanegl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoRelease it into the landlords room while they’re in bed sleeping, save at least a couple of months of rent.
minus-squareXabis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoPlus the free room and board in the clink
minus-squaretaanegl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoWell well well, folks. Looks like we have a landlord… release the mountain lion.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWhat are they going to do, fingerprint dust the mountain lion? It’s the purrfect crime!
A mid sized mountain lion would satisfy those requirements. Just saying…
Release it into the landlords room while they’re in bed sleeping, save at least a couple of months of rent.
Plus the free room and board in the clink
Well well well, folks. Looks like we have a landlord… release the mountain lion.
What are they going to do, fingerprint dust the mountain lion?
It’s the purrfect crime!