Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down114 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1403arrow-down1imageThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square50fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-29 months agoThe metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd. Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol). But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets. If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
minus-squarepaholg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-29 months agoTL;DR: God wants to eat us.
minus-squarec0ber@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoand or make clothing out of our hair
The metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd.
Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol).
But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets.
If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
TL;DR: God wants to eat us.
and or make clothing out of our hair
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