• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I press the button to launch missile at somebody on the other side of the planet who I know nothing about and have just decided to kill because my boss and their boss and their boss all say this is existentially important to the survival of western democracy.

    Satisfied I step out of the shipping crate into the barren Nevada sun.

    Yes I said yes I will Yes.