cloudless@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThe umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)message-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1305arrow-down128
arrow-up1277arrow-down1message-squareThe umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)cloudless@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareinsaneinthemembrane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·9 months agoNot quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can’t just faceplant a baby on a boob.
minus-squareLmaydevlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-29 months agoBut if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It’s a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.
minus-squaresmud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoSo babies are more like the magsafe charger then.
minus-squareBastingChemina@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoNot even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.
minus-squareinsaneinthemembrane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYeah except they generally don’t. There’s a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.
minus-squarecloudless@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·9 months agoApple and Samsung want to have a word with you.
minus-squarePlasmaDistortion@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoYes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.
Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can’t just faceplant a baby on a boob.
But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area.
This is long before any motor skills. It’s a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.
So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.
Exactly.
Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.
Yeah except they generally don’t. There’s a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.
Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.
Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.