• WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    The game is to time lighting your first cigarette with your coffee so you can get a few drags out before the morning bathroom run.

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            8 months ago

            Ahaha well you mentioned “first cigarette” in a morning context, which sounds like trying to feel “normal” (as opposed to having after dinner coffee at the same time as your client busts out a Cuban for you or something kinda special).

            Also while I joked about crack, I am in fact a paragon of perfection. :)

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              8 months ago

              I’m not a smoker but I used to smoke socially before they banned cigarettes in bars. I can attest that a first-thing-in-the-morning smoke feels so great. Better than a smoke at any other time of the day.