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minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 months agourine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer bonemeal for phosphorus wood-ash for potassium. Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·9 months agoYeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can’t argue with that.
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoI want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoi feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoNah unfortunately that causes various Neurological and Endocrinal disorders. It has to be cured and processed to a high degree, first.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agodamn, the human body already thought of that one. What a meta.
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoMoreso just a consequence of trying to consume a thing that is nearly identical to your own flesh.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoNobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoI did, what is the source of your confusion?
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoLennybird didn’t, you just ripped it out of the blue.
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoBones come from animals, you know?
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoTherefor it was established that composting humans was a potential solution.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle You were the first one in this conversation to imply that the bone meal would come from humans.
minus-squareQwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoOops, soylent green path.
urine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer
bonemeal for phosphorus
wood-ash for potassium.
Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.
Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can’t argue with that.
I’d actually be totally fine with this.
I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.
i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.
Nah unfortunately that causes various Neurological and Endocrinal disorders. It has to be cured and processed to a high degree, first.
damn, the human body already thought of that one. What a meta.
Moreso just a consequence of trying to consume a thing that is nearly identical to your own flesh.
circle of life
Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?
I did, what is the source of your confusion?
Lennybird didn’t, you just ripped it out of the blue.
Bones come from animals, you know?
Yes, and?
Therefor it was established that composting humans was a potential solution.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle
You were the first one in this conversation to imply that the bone meal would come from humans.
Oops, soylent green path.