ickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agoNow, that's just showing offfedia.ioimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down13
arrow-up1154arrow-down1imageNow, that's just showing offfedia.ioickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoLooks like I found my spirit animal.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldBannedOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoOn one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
minus-squaretabris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoThe human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldBannedOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoThis is not where I expected the night to go…
minus-squareFilterItOut@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoLook, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_eckslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoThat’s not how he’s getting in.
Looks like I found my spirit animal.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go…
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
That’s not how he’s getting in.
With other bats* 👀
Touché