• Flying SquidM
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    146 months ago

    He is risen. Over and over and over.

    And not one promotion.

    I guess he had to start from the bottom every time he came back to life.

    • @[email protected]
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      86 months ago

      He made Captain in the STO timeline. Anyway if he didn’t get jumped to at least lieutenant after they got back to Earth it’d be a goddamn injustice.

      • Flying SquidM
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        66 months ago

        Gandalf wasn’t in Starfleet. He’d be busted down to Ensign. He wouldn’t even be allowed to wear a white uniform. Except on formal dress occasions of course.

        • teft
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          76 months ago

          Gandalf the White is in Medical. Hence the white clothes.

          • Flying SquidM
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            96 months ago

            Or is he in engineering? Depends which Trek era we’re talking about I guess.

            On the other hand, maybe he’d be promoted to captain for killing the Balrog!

  • @[email protected]
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    116 months ago

    Don’t give me that “subspace divergence field” mission debrief nonsense. We all saw him get blown out a hull breach. Whoever that is, it’s not our Kim.

    • Flying SquidM
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      86 months ago

      What about our Naomi?

      And who killed her mother and why does no one ever mention that she doesn’t have one?