• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    Hell yeah, Lonnie! You’re doing it, man. The public loves you and it shows. Keep running that website into the ground and exposing yourself as a drugged out Little-Man with terrible opinions. Drive the value of your companies DOWN until they’re destroyed. Make yourself irrelevant. Erase yourself from the news and public life. I BELIEVE IN YOU!

    You know what? I’ve got a great idea and I’ll give it to you for free. Go on Shitter and blame the salaried employees who were invited to deliver sales for no extra pay. Those lazy fucks are the reason you missed your target. If they’d have worked for free, like you wanted them too, the number wouldn’t be nearly so bad. In fact, it could have been another growth quarter! Ungrateful wretches!

    Do this now. ^^