• @[email protected]
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    5217 days ago

    Enough with the AI chatbots. They try to shove one down our throats on our computer desktops, in our browsers, in our messaging apps, now we need to be inundated while trying to game?

    • FaceDeer
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      1117 days ago

      Modern LLMs don’t train during usage, they’re pre-trained.

      • Hello Hotel
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        116 days ago

        Mabe poking it to be racist within the first 15 minutes of messing with it.

  • @[email protected]
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    2717 days ago

    “Hi! I’m Clippy! It looks like you’re trying to play Halo. Let’s take you to the Store so you can purchase more DLCs…”

    But I just want to play Halo…

    “Yes, but the DLCs will make it better!”

    But I’m happy with what I already have.

    “Oh, look, here’s the store!”

  • @[email protected]
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    2117 days ago

    “Who’s Cortana? I don’t know who you’re talking about. Surely you’ve mistaken me for someone else. My name’s, uh, Blortana.”

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    2017 days ago

    Nobody: . . .

    Micro$oft: AI chatbot!

    Everybody: No

    Micro$oft: We put it in your search engine!

    Everybody: No, no, stop. We don’t want

    Micro$oft: Bam! AI on your desktop! All day long!

    Everybody: Stop with the AI. We don’t want it

    Micro$oft: We’re naming it “Ballmer”

    Everybody: That’s the worst - just NO to all of

    Micro$oft: It’s in your games! Yesssss!

    • FaceDeer
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      If you don’t want it, don’t use it. If nobody uses it Microsoft doesn’t make money from it. If Microsoft doesn’t make money from it, they won’t run it.

    • @VITecNetOP
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      617 days ago

      Maybe Clippy was more useful…

    • @[email protected]
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      317 days ago

      Despite its forced inclusion into the 360 it did give some of us much needed exercise! Kinect Adventures!!

  • Beardedsausag3
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    317 days ago

    Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.