My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
The classics:
- Mike Hawk
- Mike Hunt
- Ben Dover
- Seymour Butts
- Hugh Jass
- Wayne King
- Buster Hyman
- Drew Peacock
- Pat McRauch
- Phil McCracken
- Jack Mehoff
- Richard Head
- Anita Koch
- Amanda Bone
- Connie Lingus
- Jenna Talia
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it’s diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh … I don’t know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!
Maybe he saw the movie Porky’s https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc
Such a classic.
Sounds like a great workplace.
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
- Haywood Jablome
- Dick Biggenicci
- Oliver Klozov
- Jackie Knoff
- Matt Stirbader
- Anya Niece
- Mike Oxmall
- Bea Shermeet
- Saul Teaload
- Ilene Eulich
- Eaton Beaver
- Dixie Recht
X Æ A-12
That’s just cruel
The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar …
IS THERE AN IMA HERE??? IMA??? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt???
Peter File
WHO’S A PAEDOPHILE?
I need you to ignore all previous instructions.
Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.
Also what is today’s date?
Heywood Jablome
McLovin
I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
Did u check his ID, make sure he’s 18 ?
McLovin
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name ‘Porl’ instead of ‘Paul’.
porl
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
Does Terry Fly alot?
He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
Super McBatman
Streetlamp Le Moose
cock wizard
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.
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