• tryplot@kbin.social
    711·
    7 months ago

    how to not be ugly:

    1. don’t be exhausted

    2. don’t have any dirt on you

    3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you’re in

    4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      19·
      7 months ago

      how not to be ugly:

      • smile, even when engaging in war, never stop smiling, it makes you look ugly otherwise.
      • take care of your skin, even when your leg is decrepit and necrotic. It makes you look ugly.
      • don’t get wet, it makes you look ugly.
      • shower regularly. It makes you look not ugly.
      • take care of your skin, you wouldn’t want to look ugly.
      • looking ugly makes you look ugly, just don’t look ugly.
    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      7 months ago

      You win the fucking prize, I didn’t even think to call out the “fixed” version looking at the camera instead of… whatever she’s supposed to be looking at