Drew@sopuli.xyz to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agoI can think of a hundred bigger crimessopuli.xyzimagemessage-square134fedilinkarrow-up1332arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up1307arrow-down1imageI can think of a hundred bigger crimessopuli.xyzDrew@sopuli.xyz to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agomessage-square134fedilinkfile-text
Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
minus-squarechumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up55·7 months agoIt’s clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive. Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.
minus-squareAussiemandeus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoI will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness… I’m a bald bearded 6 foot man.
minus-squareZacryon@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoDo you work in or near some chemical or nuclear industries or why do have 6 feet? /j
minus-squarechumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoNice to meet you. I’m a 6-balled bearded footman.
It’s clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.
Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.
Nice try Larry David
I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness…
I’m a bald bearded 6 foot man.
Do you work in or near some chemical or nuclear industries or why do have 6 feet? /j
Nice to meet you. I’m a 6-balled bearded footman.