Wait I love the concept of this community and am glad it migrated over, but I have to disagree with this one! Men’s deodorant really does have insane names from the top brands. These are all real names of Old Spice men’s deodorant:

• Rock
• Wolfthorn
• Nightpanther
• Krakengärd
• Bearglove
• Elklord
• Mambaking
• Eaglefangs
• Sharkhammer