• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    8 months ago
    painful satire

    An IDF soldier will go “”native”” in the Palestinian population and come to realize he is one of them. Only he can lead the Palestinians to fight but first he has to fight the Hamas leader in a knife fight. Right at the last minute the Hamas villain grabs a child from the crowd and tries to use him as a shield but our hero is too quick.

    The movie will have its climax in a big battle between Hamas and the IDF with masses of troops on either side and battle lines. It will look like Ukraine with full on armor engagements… because that is how liberals will want to remember this instead of remembering it as an incredibly lopsided and brutal genocide.

    At the end of the movie the hero falls in love with a Palestinian woman and saves her by converting her away from Islam and they both become friends with the Israeli settlers who move into her families home that they lived in for generations. Peace is restored!

    Most of the really visceral violence in the movie comes from the opening scene on October 7th where Hamas kills tens of thousands of innocent Israelis and almost overruns Israel. The now infamous beheading of babies by Hamas that Israel definitely found evidence for and just didn’t pull out of their ass (and that the US didn’t just believe no questions asked) is shockingly in one of the first scenes.

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    8 months ago

    TBF, in those movies the soldiers will probably not feel even kinda bad 🫡