DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agoBritish passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hourwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1355arrow-down15
arrow-up1350arrow-down1external-linkBritish passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hourwww.independent.co.ukDxK@lemmy.sdf.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareTheRealKuni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-28 months ago Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane <announcer voice> This summer… …airline food ain’t what you gotta worry about… …the sequel you’ve all been waiting for… DRUNKS ON A PLANE At 30,000 feet, snakes aren’t the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are. (Rated R. May contain scenes not suitable for sober people.) </announcer voice>
<announcer voice>
This summer…
…airline food ain’t what you gotta worry about…
…the sequel you’ve all been waiting for…
DRUNKS ON A PLANE
At 30,000 feet, snakes aren’t the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are.
(Rated R. May contain scenes not suitable for sober people.)
</announcer voice>
Brilliant