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ickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Very understandable, have a nice day

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Very understandable, have a nice day

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ickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I instinctively read the characters the other way around, considering the cops kill people for no good reason pretty often.

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      Once again, very understandable.

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      I just assumed the OOP was also a cop.

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        Object Oriented Programming Policing?

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          Original Original Poster

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            Out Of Plane

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              Order Of The Phoenix

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                Ontario officers of police

        • spraynpray@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          deleted by creator

          • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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            Did you just delete it because someone posted the same answer 29 seconds after you did but with better capitalization?

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    I shared an office with that guy. Annoying as fuck.

    • tweeks@feddit.nl
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      I’m afraid I sometimes am that guy, but with my glass of cold water. I instinctively say ‘aah’ after my first sip.

      Thank god I’m working at home half of the time.

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        Nothing wrong with showing pleasure or appreciation at something nice, it’s other people who are repressed. Sigh at beverages, clap at movies, yum at tasty food, laugh at cat videos, smile at memories. Fuck the haters.

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    Like this?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      A perfect recreation

  • Cloudless ☼@lemmy.cafe
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    Police: That is our job.

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    Never seen anyone but women between 20 and 34 do that.

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      I don’t make the ahhh sound but I do hold it with both hands close to my face. It’s for the warmth and I really couldn’t care less about anyone that weirdly has an issue with that. What a strange thing to be bothered by…

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        How dare you be comfortable in my presence.

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        Being „bothered“ by certain affectations isn’t that strange I think. I bet you aren’t completely free of that either.

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          Of course. But I keep it to myself if it’s not actually hurting me. It seems so senseless to make someone ashamed of something like that.

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            That’s why we put these thoughts on the internet so we don’t confront someone directly with what bothers us…in the hope that if they find out that their behaviour might be bothersome to others, they learn and change. Without being called out directly.

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      This is me enjoying my hot coffee on a stark winter’s morning. feelsgood

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    Thank you for reminding me of a cup of now cold tea

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      Never heard of that flavor

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      Some guys just don’t know it better.
      Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

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        Now I want a 3-phase electric kettle that announces its state in Shakespearan English.

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          To boil or not to boil, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the kettle to freeze or maketh use of the heating coil of overwhelming warmth, …

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    I have a mug at work but I prefer to drink coffee out of my thermos, on occasion I’ll fill the mug up with ice and pour some red bull over it. This is exclusively how I drink it for the first few sips. It started as a joke I would do mid conversation with some coworkers and somewhere along the line it just hit me that the first few sips are so much better this way.

    Don’t murder me.

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    this is what i do when im feeling mischievous and want to annoy my family in the morning

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      So how many have you murdered so far?

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    deleted by creator

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      Me thinks you take life waaay too seriously if you make judgments about people’s personalities based on their shitposts.

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        You probably are right.

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    You killed Dougie!?!

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    Just normal ACAB mother fuckers going about their days.

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      You should work on your reading comprehension

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