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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

"Let me in right now or I swear..."

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"Let me in right now or I swear..."

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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    If those geese could read they would be very upset

  • Damionsipher@lemmy.world
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    I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.

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      Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?

      But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?

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        They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.

        Canada geese are evil mean bastards

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          https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/turkey-bullied-by-university-of-waterloo-geese-flies-through-3rd-floor-window-1.3041413

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          They don’t even say surry

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying

      Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!

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    • Sabin10@lemmy.world
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      To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.

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    “please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man” the goose

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    Until the geese learn to operate the windows

    • Gork@lemm.ee
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      It’s bill is essentially a lever…

      Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.

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        Bill… Gated? By Windows?

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    canada_goose_closeup_jbnwr_7884-2431334014

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    I wish I had a goose visit. I’d give him some chicken feed.

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      Geese are some of nature’s biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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        Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life

        • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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          HONK

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        If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.

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          Humans are no doubt apex assholes.

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  • TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl
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    stares menacingly

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.

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    If you’re cold, they’re cold.

    Let them in.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      It’s a Canada goose. It’s far more accustomed to cold.

  • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

  • Aarkon@feddit.de
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    Geesus

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    “It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

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