ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Animals with Jobs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoThe Transporter: turtle found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million worth of cocaine attached to itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1490arrow-down16
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minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·7 months agoSource for the pic and story
minus-squareladlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·7 months agoOh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·7 months agoNo no no. The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoThat is what the turtle wants you to think
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·7 months agoThe Coast Guard sure has some funky math. seized 7 tons of cocaine worth over $135 million But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil? They’re just making up these numbers
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoOf course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
minus-squarenonfuinoncuro@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoit’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
Source for the pic and story
Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all
Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
No no no.
The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
That is what the turtle wants you to think
The Coast Guard sure has some funky math.
But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil?
They’re just making up these numbers
Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
Per usual
it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
That’s just a maritime ton