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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

It has to be a conspiracy of some kind

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It has to be a conspiracy of some kind

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    deleted by creator

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s just called a fork.

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        If you see a fork in the road…

    • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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      By god you’ve just solved world hunger!

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    As a Georgian, I approve of this project.

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      I like how it is completely ambiguous to which Georgian you are.

      But I like to think you are a time traveler from Britain in the 1700s.

      • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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        We are all Georgians on this blessed day

        • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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          ატამი ყველასთვის!

          • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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            🍑

        • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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          I am definitely choosing the 1700s British Georgians.

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        If I understand it correctly, people from Georgia the country actually call it Sakartvelo.

        • cone_zombie@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, and Finland is Suomi, but you never hear them saying “I’m Suomian”

  • Potatisen@lemmy.world
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    Is this what the tunnel jews were working on?

    Connecting New York and York?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Whoa, this might be bigger than all of us.

    • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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      Nope, connecting Zeeland, Netherlands with New Zealand.

  • flop_leash_973@lemmy.world
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    Because the world cannot allow Georgia Prime to be reconciled. They would be to powerful.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      We split them for a reason.

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    finally a place for atlantans to throw chicken bones

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      deleted by creator

    • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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      We’d fill all the streets within a fortnight

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    • snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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      I don’t think we can. He would use it for financial speculation, fire lay off half of the workers, build a barely useful prototype that cannot withstand a baseball, and charge people for blue marks that they’d use while attempting to travel in the tunnel. Elon’s a rich kid that has wasted his father’s emerald mine money. https://stuyspec.com/article/elon-musk-is-hopelessly-incompetent

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    Why build a tunnel when you could just rename a place somewhere closer and pave a road?

    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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      That solution is Russian af

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      How do you decide which Georgia gets left out?

      • dukk
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        Neither, you do it for both. And then you do the same for the two new Georgias…

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      Because it is less fun

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    Wouldn’t want to drag the European Georgia back 200 years 😂

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    While we’re at it, let’s connect the two Parises. Or the three—they do call Atlanta the Paris of the south (is that Atlanta? Seems…wrong. I’ve been to Atlanta. And Paris. I see no resemblance.)

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      Two Paris’s? I’m sure they are more than 2.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Fault lines mostly. And Lava.

  • DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml
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    They clearly do not understand the magmatude of such a project.

    It would get so hot that you’d “pop pop!”

    • mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Pop what?! What are they trying to to say?!

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      Doesn’t have to be a striaght tunnel. It could follow the curvature of the earth.

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    Anyone have an idea how long that is?

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      4.7 cm

      • ALQ@lemmy.world
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        So…huge?

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        Damn. I thought I could get the job done, but the requirements are the double to what I have.

    • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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      At least as long as a banana

    • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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      10,152 Km between Atlanta and Tbilisi, and ChatGPT gave the pseudocode below as an explanation, which I didn’t double check before making this comment!

      
      # Coordinates for Atlanta, Georgia, USA
      atlanta_coords = (33.7490, -84.3880)
      
      # Coordinates for Tbilisi, Georgia (country)
      tbilisi_coords = (41.7151, 44.8271)
      
      # Calculate the straight line distance through the Earth
      geopy.distance.great_circle(atlanta_coords, tbilisi_coords).km```
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        That’s wrong, it calculates the surface distance not the distance through the earth, while claiming otherwise. From the geopy.distance.great_circle documentation:

        Use spherical geometry to calculate the surface distance between points.

        This would be a correct calculation, using the formula for the chord length from here:

        from math import *
        
        # Coordinates for Atlanta, West Georgia
        atlanta_coords = (33.7490, -84.3880)
        # Coordinates for Tbilisi, Georgia
        tbilisi_coords = (41.7151, 44.8271)
        
        # Convert from degrees to radians
        phi = (radians(atlanta_coords[0]), radians(tbilisi_coords[0]))
        lambd = (radians(atlanta_coords[1]), radians(tbilisi_coords[1]))
        
        # Spherical law of cosines
        central_angle = acos(sin(phi[0]) * sin(phi[1]) + cos(phi[0]) * cos(phi[1]) * cos(lambd[1] - lambd[0]))
        chord_length = 2 * sin(central_angle/2)
        
        earth_radius = 6335.439 #km
        print(f"Tunnel length: {chord_length * earth_radius:.3f}km")
        

        A straight tunnel from Atlanta to Tbilisi would be 9060.898km long.

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        Depends what the great circle function does. But chances are it gives you the arc length between the two points, which would give you the shortest distsnce between them on the surface of the earth.

        If you wanted the distance through the earth you would need to work put the central angle of that arc, then use that to work out the remaining edge of the triangle formed between the two cities and the centre of the earth.

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    People get mad when I call it West Georgia.

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      That’s because that’s the part of Georgia closest to Alabama, and we don’t like including them

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    I believe it would be a 45 (actually 42) min journey under gravity power only?

    (Assuming frictionless travel in a vacuum…)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_train

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      At first I read Gravy Train and I was excited… But then I saw Gravity… but I still want the Gravy.

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        I mean, you could fill it with gravy, then it would be a gravity gravy train 😆

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    United Lands Of Georgias! ULG! #georgiaSonmymind

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