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ZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House

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Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Oh, uuh, whoops, I dropped, my sex list , that I use for my , SEXUAL ESCAPADES.

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      The B.A.R.R.Y.M.O.R.E. System

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        The D.R.E.W. system

        be D.irected by D.anny D.eVito

        wR.ite your sex list on the back of your script

        E.ntice your host

        W.in the dick out of his pants.

        That one sucks, let me try another

        D.emand you can stay at his place

        R.evise your previous lovers on a list

        E.licit sexual actions from your host

        W.rite his name on your list

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