GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-squaremessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down144file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前message-square178fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down4·11 个月前Shitting with the bathroom door open.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·11 个月前Whats stopping you? My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·11 个月前Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·11 个月前I thought the scientific name was birthday hole. TIL
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·11 个月前His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 个月前Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 个月前I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·11 个月前With the poop crap knife?
Shitting with the bathroom door open.
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
With the
poopcrap knife?Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
I KNEW IT!