GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-squaremessage-square174linkfedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down144file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square174linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down4·1 year agoShitting with the bathroom door open.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 year agoWhats stopping you? My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 year agoIsn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoI thought the scientific name was birthday hole. TIL
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoNever heard this one. Plz explain.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 year agoHis wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoOr his wife pegs him on his birthday.
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoWith the poop crap knife?
minus-squarerecapitated@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoRead this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
Shitting with the bathroom door open.
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
With the
poopcrap knife?Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
I KNEW IT!