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minus-squareNobody@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·9 months agoThey’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
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They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
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LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!
Like a wish.com version of 3 Body Problem