🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoAnon seeks enlightenmentsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down113
arrow-up1449arrow-down1imageAnon seeks enlightenmentsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·8 months ago“Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”
minus-squareAnd009@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoBuy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks: Day 1 enlightenment Always on right side of the dual justice system Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18 Only deal with 1st world problems Someone else pays your taxes
I died
enlightenment unlocked
“Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”
Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:
Day 1 enlightenment
Always on right side of the dual justice system
Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18
Only deal with 1st world problems
Someone else pays your taxes