A 52 year old man getting beat up by Zuckerberg on live TV will, I’m sure, do wonders for shareholder confidence in his decision making. Wonder how many shrooms it takes to get the gumption to post a challenge like that on the internet?
Shrooms would make musk introspective and destroy his humongous manchild ego, my money is on confidence giving cocaine. 100% a coke fueled move he regretted immediately after coming down
I don’t think even shrooms could make Musk introspect
The shrooms collective conciousness would call in the trancendent spirit of Terrence McKenna himself down just to give musk’ brain a personal smack lol lol
Adderal
That sure would explain the shortage.
I don’t think he needs cocaine. He’s high on his own ego.
That ain’t the shrooms talking.
You have no idea how shrooms work.
Don’t worry he’s gonna shitpost about it from his “parody” account
Why doesn’t he use his regular account to shitpost about it instead? It’s what I do.
I guess he tries to save face (and probably for the company) by doing the shit talks on the parody one
That’s because Musk knows Zuck would demolish him. He can’t win against The Machine.
Anti-pyracy ads: You can’t download martial arts!
Zuck in weird Neo’s glasses: Yes.
It’s a new shtoyle but he’ll figure it out
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He try to defeat my shtoyle
Musk will never accept. But in a few months, he’ll buy up all the rights to UFC, fuck it up, rename it to “Y”, and then complain that no one watches anymore.
“Y no one watch Y?”
Of course he did.
It’s like two dogs barking at each other through a chain link gate, but then someone opens the gate and they shut up immediately.
I’m pretty sure Zuck is totally down to kick his ass
Only this time i approve the Zucc, but only for this
Totally, dude is an actual fighter.
Meanwhile musky boi is getting an MRI for a hernia or some shit (AKA hasn’t done significant labor or exercise of any kind in the past decade)
Elmo Musk is such a giant pussy
I hope these two fools give each other permanent brain damage.
Nah, Musk would have to land a hit on Zuck. I (obviously) hate Zuck, but he’s built and isn’t he already trained in martial arts?
He is, and he’s pretty good at it from what I’ve heard (which isn’t much because I don’t really care about this fucking lizard)
To be fair, it’s not really impressive to be good at something when you can afford the best trainers money can buy.
Yup, wanted to edit my comment to say that but forgot about it.
I thought his mum told him he wasn’t allowed to
Yeah, but then everyone called him out for it and now he needs another excuse. This time it’s “my doctor says I might need operation”… Haha. All talk no walk.
Little baby neckspurs
I think Zuckerberg should just challenge him to a blinking contest. We know who’ll win that….
blinking contest or staring contest? i just imagine them both ferociously blinking as fast as they can
I want to see booth, with them having long fake eyelashes
Jesus christ the replies to his tweet. It’s actually a legitimate cult.
The comment sorting algo never made sense to me to begin with, but now we do know for a fact that it became a paid feature to show first. It is like if you were stuck here with “controversial” as the only sorting mode. No way I am reading a comment feed exclusively made of morons. Oh, and bots, lots of bots. Isn’t something like over 70% of his follower count estimated to be bot? Worst offender on the whole platform if I remember correctly.
Elon just needs to take a dump on Mr. Garrison’s desk so he gets detention.
Weak.
Musk as always proving his 100% inconsistency
