• jaspersgroove@lemm.ee
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        6 months ago

        Hell nobody died and he still hasn’t shut the fuck up about it.

        The man has never shut the fuck up about anything, ever.

        Well except for his currently underway trial that he was totally going to testify in, that the defense just rested their case without him testifying in. Because his lawyers know that not only can he not shut the fuck up, he can’t make it through 3 sentences without telling at least one blatantly obvious lie, and that is a generally unadvisable thing to do when you are under oath.

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        6 months ago

        Unless Trump himself died, and now he is a double.

        Edit: I think we should post this conspiracy theory on 4chan.

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          6 months ago

          OMG! It has to be some absolute insanity though like Trump died and OBAMA is pretending to be Trump so that he can get an illegal 3rd term. Their heads would explode lol