• @[email protected]OPM
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      It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.

  • pancakes
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    354 months ago

    Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

  • @[email protected]
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    204 months ago

    Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

  • @[email protected]
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    184 months ago

    Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

    • Affine Connection
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      As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).

      • @[email protected]
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        But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.

    • unalivejoy
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      34 months ago

      That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez

      • @[email protected]
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        I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

        You just need to work around da rulez

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

        Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

    • @[email protected]
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      Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

      noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

      Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

      LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?

  • kaupas24
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    @fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can’t directly reply to your comment, but :xq is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.

    • skye
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      124 months ago

      so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?

        • @[email protected]
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          54 months ago

          As a long time teacher of ESL back in the day, I’d say that depends heavily on the native language.

          European languages generally do well

          Asian languages generally struggle

          Middle Eastern languages, well, things don’t translate well on paper

          Conversely, I found the middle Eastern students to have excellent speaking abilities.

          The difference in how the mind processes speaking vs writing was truly fascinating to me.

    • @[email protected]
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      274 months ago

      Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid

    • @[email protected]
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      214 months ago

      It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.

      • AnIndefiniteArticle
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        14 months ago

        Specifically that characterization is what I see as inaccurate. Wanda was wacky and irresponsible, too. Cosmo was just more of a ditz about it.