If it’s cheap to get stars, I’m definitely having Dolph Lundgren at my next birthday party. Dude doesn’t have to do anything, just hang out.

  • galoisghost@aussie.zone
    4·
    6 months ago

    “And to appeal to old cunts who saw Masters Of The Universe when it came out in Cinemas, Dolph Lungren …”

    Btw it’s me that’s the old cunt, saw it with some mates for someone’s birthday. Was very underwhelmed

    • Minarble@aussie.zone
      1·
      6 months ago

      Don’t forget Expendables 4…he is sober now as the sniper but is half blind due to his age and can’t hit the side of a barn door from 20 m away.

      • galoisghost@aussie.zone
        2·
        6 months ago

        You have to go back to the early days to discover the true genius of Dolph like Maximum Potential he has a Maters in Science yet he sounds like a boxer who left high school at 16 and had been in the ring for 10 years.

        And now I’m gonna go watch Universal Soldier again