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minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up147arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoMammals use boob-juice to raise their offspring. That’s why they are called that. As opposed to e.g. birds that don’t use boob-juice and instead elect to vomit in their offspring’s ingestion orifices.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·1 year agoIronically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 year agoNow I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoWe need boob v2, where you can chew a thing and boob out the vomit
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoNah boobs are great the way they are, adjust your interface program
minus-squareInstigate@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoIsn’t… isn’t that basically how it works?
minus-squarebitfuckerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI think he means doing it voluntarily. Like, you can shoot out milk at someone by your own will
minus-squareJimmyMcGill@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoBoob out lmao Edit. That’s what boobs currently do. They just boob out one thing tho
minus-squaredeus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoNot having to feed our offspring vomit?
minus-squareDudewitbow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoi legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoSea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoShould I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples? Also, the platypus doesn’t have nipples. It sweats milk.
Mammals use boob-juice to raise their offspring. That’s why they are called that.
As opposed to e.g. birds that don’t use boob-juice and instead elect to vomit in their offspring’s ingestion orifices.
Ironically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds
Now I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?
We need boob v2, where you can chew a thing and boob out the vomit
Nah boobs are great the way they are, adjust your interface program
Isn’t… isn’t that basically how it works?
I think he means doing it voluntarily. Like, you can shoot out milk at someone by your own will
Boob out lmao
Edit. That’s what boobs currently do. They just boob out one thing tho
*New fetish unlocked.
There’s a hentai for that.
Not having to feed our offspring vomit?
High rates of cancer.
$19.95.
i legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.
Sea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.
Should I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples?
Also, the platypus doesn’t have nipples. It sweats milk.