• Gork@lemm.ee
    10·
    7 months ago

    [NAME] is currently out of the office for unfathomable reasons. It expects to be back in the office after 5 business days. If your business needs are urgent, please contact Yog-Sothoth by squealing the Bulgarian national anthem in reverse within your nearest phone booth.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks
      7·
      7 months ago

      The phone booth being an ancient relic used to communicate over long distances. It required a ritual involving discs of specific metals, precise in size, bearing effigies of raptors and enslavers of men, stamped with praise of deities.

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
    6·
    7 months ago

    Definitely relate to this. Sometimes I just feel like I need 3 - 5 business days but I can’t justify it so just keep going.