Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 months agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsagelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
minus-squarethisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months agoA SERIES Of TUBES!
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!