• @[email protected]
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    10127 days ago

    “I don’t understand why my kid won’t talk to me about important sensitive topics” parent starter pack.

  • @[email protected]
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    You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

    So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

    • lad
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      327 days ago

      They tell you, you’re not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @[email protected]
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        Start leaving “school projects” about kids who killed their parents around

        Get committed involuntarily

        You win! They’re bad parents.

  • Iron Lynx
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    This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents’ lives the day they turn eighteen.

  • Johanno
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    Plottwist. You didn’t broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

    • lad
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      1427 days ago

      you didn’t break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

  • Destide
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    1527 days ago

    The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further