TechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoIt doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guessimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down130
arrow-up11.12Karrow-down1imageIt doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guessTechCodex to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareprayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 year agoIDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
minus-squarewoof7939@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 year agoPlease, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
minus-squareJuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoWhy write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoObligatory: The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoHaha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
Real Programmers
Obligatory: The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer
Oh, finally an
eduser!Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick