• ALQ
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      16716 days ago

      She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her “solicitor,” not her “attorney,” if it were real, given she’s from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.

    • Neato
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      5416 days ago

      Probably not due to that last little one cut off, but it’s fun to imagine.

        • Nate Cox
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          The cut off “listen here” at the bottom took it past the edge of believability for me, but up to that point I was like 50/50 haha.

      • @[email protected]
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        4316 days ago

        I heard a lot about JK’s views and honestly thought it was exaggerated. Went to her Twitter once tho and it was literally all she was going on about.

        Kinda like Graham Linehan, she’s completely fallen down the rabbit hole with this stuff. The DMs are fake tho.

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    3216 days ago

    The term “Bang Noodles” is now part off my permanent lexicon.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m enjoying the 2nd book, Giuseppe Stromboli and the Carbonara of Secrets, tremendously. Especially when Giuseppe, Ronaldinho, and Himmione have to serve their detention in the kitchens making sausage out of dead goblins.

  • @[email protected]
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    Hahaha fuck that hateful terf bitch

    And like any of that was stretch from her original thinly veiled racism in the originals

    • @Pantrygheist
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      Getting your soul sucked to the rhythm of Papi Chulo? Kinda makes me wanna do some wizarding world crimes