We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).
I love this, but it needs a new name.
Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.
The jersey beefcake
The Jersey Shore
We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).
I stink at naming things.
The Situation.
He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.
Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.
The Newark Surprise