• cheddar
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    5 months ago

    I married Java Design Patterns and we are happy, okay? Meet our kids Singleton and Observer.

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      Pfft, silly object-oriented devs. My children are named Typeclass and Iterator! Scala Design Patterns prove themselves to reign supreme once again. Enjoy sending your kids to public coding bootcamp.

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        Can you even breathe on that high of a horse? Don’t talk to me or my kids malloc and free ever again!