NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down17cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squarethe_joeba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 months agoBut then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months agoThe Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·6 months agoThe lord didn’t take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·6 months agoMore importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·6 months agoAs Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoNo no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.
realizes ten commandments are from the old testament
This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.