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dactylotheca@suppo.fi to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago

Job interviews be like

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Job interviews be like

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dactylotheca@suppo.fi to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Interviews are a weird lying contest where neither of you can be truly honest about the business or your career goals.

  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?

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      This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.

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        Lol you’re interviewing at a Wendy’s.

        “Options” aren’t exactly something you have a lot of.

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          Only every other entry level service industry job. It’s not like there’s a ton of those around…

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          LoL you think this only applies to Wendy’s.

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          I was giving an example of a polite way to say “fuck off.”

          If I was interviewing with Wendy’s I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.

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      “I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

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      Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.

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      “Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.

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    How much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.

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      I wouldn’t make that assumption…

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        I would if it was me mista. Ain’t no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared

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