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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device should serve as a…
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    11 months ago

    Lmao, fuck you kindly

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