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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Nihilist would give him one star

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Nihilist would give him one star

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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

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      something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

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        Meh that’s an old fake story.

        The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

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          Worth it

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            Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

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              yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

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          Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

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            He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

            https://youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

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              Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

              I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

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                Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

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          yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

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      Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

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