• teft
    50•2 months ago

    Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn’t how you will get out of it.

    • halyk.the.red
      45•2 months ago

      I’m not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there’s a chance they’d give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we’re just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

      • dream_weasel
        1•2 months ago

        Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

    • @[email protected]
      5•2 months ago

      Clearly you’ve never actually met a bard before. Haven’t you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It’s bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

  • RBG
    17•2 months ago

    Uuugh, so they’re sending the bard again!

  • @Hexarei
    7•2 months ago

    Feats of great strength and cunting