Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    Itā€™s difficult thinking of something better than butt, or even anything that isnā€™t butt-adjacent (poop sandwich is my goto)

    My pitch would be something garbage related. Hot wet trash, maybe?

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        Ok my real pitch is: something that can have agency, so that when the word substitution happens, you still have a parseable sentence, most of the time. Take ā€œGarbage Apeā€ (from the heathcliff comics I guess), for example:

        • ā€œI am a Garbage Ape ethicistā€
        • ā€œItā€™s Garbage Ape Welfare discussion weekā€
        • ā€œI prompted a Garbage Ape to generate these imageā€
        • ā€œI think Garbage Apes pose a serious existential threatā€
        • ā€œWeā€™re proud to announce our new Garbage Ape, Steveā€

        Though itā€™s hard to pick a thing that conjures the right image.

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            Dumpster Fire Elemental is great. Could be shortened to just Dumpster Elemental. Then you could have DFE/DE for AGI/AI. But also just DFE in full for everything is good too.

            The rest are good but I think a little too in the neighbourhood of AI for me- I want to forget about this substitution, then later encounter an article talking about how dumpster fire elementals are consuming more energy per day than all of europe and wonder what the hell is going on, before remembering I have the plugin installed. But thatā€™s just my stupid opinion :)

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              DFE just made me think up Directed Finite Generata as a thing and now I am absolutely going to use it on some promptfondlers sometime to make them itch

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          thinking ā€œtypewriter monkeysā€, but maybe thatā€™s too literal