• sylver_dragon@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Tens of thousands of years of progress from humans living in caves so that humans can live in caves, on the Moon.

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      I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can’t resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

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        An alien made human trap akin to human made mouse traps, except they aren’t baiting us with any delicious food.

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            It sounds like you are volunteering for the brave mission to discover moon berries. You will be remembered as a hero.

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            What if they are baiting us with the possibility of sweet berry tarts and sugary treats and there are none?

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        We carry a harpoon!

        But there ain’t no whales

        So we tell tall tales

        And sing a whaling tune!